This morning was one of those sleep in and enjoy the bed type of mornings. Of course I awoke to JoJo laying snuggled up on one side of me on the tinest bit of bed she could possibly fit on and Marshall snuggled up on the other side. While I appreciate the snuggle love, it made climbing out of bed to go pee virtually impossible. I woke them both when I finally had to roll myself out of bed to drain my bladder but I quickly climbed back in bed for some more snuggle time. We did eventually have to drag ourselves out of bed so that we could make it to lunch on time.
We made plans today to meet Susan and my Dad for lunch at RX so Marshall could get his highly coveted chili cheeseburger. I actually saw my friend Josh and one of the owner's of RX today while we were there. Josh and I are old friends from Goldsboro where we went to junior high and high school today. I think it's fantastic how much success his business is having. The food is definitely excellent as I have yet to hear anyone go there and not love what they ate. After lunch Marshall and I went back to the house and both crashed on the couch. We had all intentions on going to see a matinee movie of Beautiful Creatures, but we slept right through the matinee shows. By the time we woke up, the only show we could make was the late show that wouldn't get out until midnight. Knowing neither one of us would actually make it through that show, we decided to just hang out at the house.
1. Play a sport - it will teach you how to win honorably, lose gracefully, respect authority, work with others, manage your time and stay out of trouble and maybe even teach how to throw or catch.
2. You will set the tone for the sexual relationship, so don't take something away from her that you can't give back.
3. Save money when you're young because you're going to need it someday.
4. Use careful aim when you pee. Somebody's got to clean that up, you know.
5. Allow me to introduce you to the dishwasher, oven, washing machine, iron, vacuum, mop and broom. Now please go use them.
6. Pray and be a spiritual leader.
7. Don't ever be a bully and don't ever start a fight, but if some idiot clocks you please defend yourself.
8. Your knowledge and education is something that nobody can take away from you.
9. Treat women kindly. Forever is a long time to live alone and it's even longer to live with somebody who hates your guts.
10. Take pride in your appearance.
11. Be strong and tender at the same time.
12. A woman can do everything that you can do. This includes her having a successful career and you changing diapers at 3am. Mutual respect is the key to a good relationship.
13. "Yes ma'am" and "yes sir" still go a long way.
14. The reason that they're called "private parts" is because they're "private." Please do not scratch them in public.
15. Peer pressure is a scary thing. Be a good leader and others will follow.
16. Bringing her flowers for no reason is always a good idea.
17. It is better to be kind than to be right.
18. A sense of humor goes a long way in the healing process.
19. Please choose your spouse wisely. My daughter-in-law will be the gatekeeper for me spending time with you and my grandchildren.
20. Remember to call your mother because I might be missing you.
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